As you’ll notice, the President of America, Barack Obama, who is a close personal friend of mine (hey, he owed me money once) sent me his Christmas greetings, and wanted me to pass them on to you. What a guy! He said: ‘Hey fella, how’s tricks mate, just wanted to let you know that me and the missus were thinking about you, and the kids send their love as well, and I’ll get that £20 quid I owe you back as soon as, promise, and don’t drink too much eggnog, and get drunk and vomit all over the cat! Remember last time at the White House?! All my love, Bazza!’ He’s a laugh isn’t he, he knows I hate eggnog (well, have you ever met anyone who likes it?) but he insists on bringing it up every year! Not just a great Pres then?!! My mate!